Monthly Archives: July 2011

Ozzie’s Nightmare

Woof! Hi guys. Last night I had a distressing dream and I wanted share it with you. I really don’t quite know what to make of it. My story starts out in a large grassy field. The lawn there is … Continue reading

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Season’s Greetings

Caliente People argue about things a lot… But you all have to agree to this: It’s hot! Winter’s snow and cold forgot. I’ll complain about that tomorrow… Today, it’s hot! Feels like a stove and I’m the teapot. The sidewalk … Continue reading

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Unhappy Endings

Bring Me The Head of Teddy Bear Bring me the head of Teddy Bear… Roast his body and make it rare. (The Queen of Toys was having a bad day.) Ted was guilty of being, “just too cute”. A beguiling … Continue reading

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Love Hurts

Lessons In Love Tina Turtle polished her shell. She was looking good… She was looking swell. Tonight would be a special night. She was going out And all felt right. Painting her nails… And sprucing her tail… She took extra … Continue reading

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